Joke

Some guy had an interesting experience recently involving an "older"
woman he met at a bar.
She looked pretty darn HOT for 62. She was drinking quite a bit, and
while they were chatting, she came right out and asked him if he'd ever
had a "sportsman's double" - a mother and daughter threesome.

He said no, but she might be able to talk him into it. So she slams
back one last drink, wipes her mouth, and looking directly into his
eyes, she tells him,

"Tonight's your lucky night."

So they go back to her place, she clicks on the hall light right as they
enter, and she shouts upstairs,

"Mom! You still awake?"